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8 hours ago

goodenoughforjazz:

everyone deserves to experience having a hot teacher

(via fake-mermaid)

'just you and me against the world' more like 'just you and me against a wall' am i right

(Source: nosherlock, via pizza)

19 hours ago

narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

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19 hours ago
19 hours ago

have you ever had a dream that was so vivid it stuck with you in the back of your mind for years?

(Source: halogenic, via hi)

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1 day ago

unclefather:

my ex sent me pics of another girl sucking his weiner one time because he thought it would make me mad and i wrote back “did your mom do something different with her hair?” 

(via ilikeit-cold)