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  • 10-year-old me: Wow idk that's a lot of money
  • 15-year-old me: Kickass, that's so cheap
  • 20-year-old me: Wow idk that's a lot of money


when someone really cute calls you cute first


(via pizza)

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My dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow

(via trust)


my favorite flavor of cake is more

(Source: asscop, via crystallized-teardrops)

3 days ago


remember when suite life had a hsm episode and no one thought maddie looked like sharpay


(Source: great3st, via hi)

3 days ago


your boobs are real? great! your boobs are fake? thats pretty cool too. you erased the memories of your classmates and forced them into a school of mutual killing? wow thats kind of

(Source: expirant, via pandorasmusicalbox)