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onikalodeon:

can we talk about Nicki Minaj’s twitter location image

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14 hours ago

gogogadgetspoons:

planetlonely:

skrilleton:

a bicycle can’t stand on its own bc its two tired

Are you fucking serious

no he died in the 5th book

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lesbolution:

reblog if u remember when apple was a FRUIT, kids played OUTSIDE not on their ipads, and decomposing VICTIMS of the BUBONIC plague LITTERED the STREETS

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red-coffeemaker:

telapathetic:

america is just all the people europe didnt like

I guess you could say they were All American Rejects

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tokomon:

my favorite thing about school was sitting with your friend and flipping through a random textbook pointing at ugly pictures and saying “that’s you.”

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angrychickpea:

i find it funny that “i like big butts” has always been a well-liked song, but as soon as Nicki Minaj samples it and shows off her amazing ass in a video, suddenly OH MY GOD WHAT A SLUT PUT THAT AWAY

like, it’s okay for a guy to talk about how much he loves butts
but it’s not okay for women to love their own butts

funny how that works

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14 hours ago

jairbreaux:

steemshit:

hawluchadoras:

girls in thigh highs

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girls in summer dresses with floral patterns

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girls

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pulpdrinker:

sex tip!! when he puts it in, yell ‘what are u doing in my swamp’

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14 hours ago

lucuha:

me: hey American friend i bought this football for you

American friend: *stops playing the banjo and cleaning their guns and drinking their soda* Oh y’all know me too well I love them good ol’ sports hell yeah 

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